Shit my Dad says.

On Twitter I follow an account called "Shit my Dad says", & have always thought it's absolutely hilarious! (twitter.com/shitmydadsays)
The story behind it all is pretty simple - a guy (Justin Halpern - who is also, as Wikipedia refers to him, a "semi-employed comedy writer"), who lives with his 74 year old father & tweets the funny things his dad comes out with!
A small sample of the delightful quotes you can expect;

"I don't want your advice, you're 27 fucking years old...Fine. I don't want your advice, you're 29 fucking years old."


"I didn't say you were ugly. I said your girlfriend is better looking than you, and standing next to her, you look ugly.


"Don't mess with him...Trust me, you don't fuck with a man that sleeps next to a woman he never screws. They're unpredictable."


"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2"


Ahh, I could read these all day. But I should probably stop now. 
Okay, one more...


"I turn the kitchen faucet on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it...No, I'm not gonna stop, I'm just saying yes, I get that concept."


Lovelovelove it! Get a'followin' now! (& if you fancy it, follow me at the same time - twitter.com/starry___eyed)


Oh! I just remembered the original point I was going to make about all this - not only has Justin Halpern written a book (with the same title), but there is now going to be a TV show based on the Twitter feed, starring William Shatner!! Absolutely mental. 


Honestly, I'm not too sure if it's going to be any good or not, but I guess I'll just have to wait 'till it comes on TV over here slash is available for downloading!  


This is the trailer:







What do you reckon? Gonna be any good?

xo

Ps. Have just found the website - definitely worth a look - shitmydadsays.com